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I've been tagged.
Three things that scare me:

1. The amount of work I need to get done in the next six months.
2. See above
3. Insane people in positions of power.

Three people who make me laugh:

1. Stephen Colbert
2. J.Hagy
3. My childhood friend A

Three things I love:

1. The internet ? I know, it's like saying I love fresh air.
2. My work (mostly, or atleast that's what I tell myself)
3. The possibilities ahead.

Three things I hate:

1. HarryLordoftheNarniaPotterRings
2. That GOOG doesn't allow me to sign in with two different ids at the same time. So I can't have GReader and Blogger both open while I do this post
3. Feeling carsick

Three things I don’t understand:

1. Certainty of religious belief
2. Portuguese (but it sure sounds lovely)
3. Attachment to anachronistic caricatures

Three things on my desk:

1. These speakers (which I highly recommend)
2. The IDE cable that went from my old hard-disk to the motherboard before I added another HD
3. Some bubble-wrap

Three things I’m doing right now:

1. Writing this post.
2. Swiveling around in my swivel chair
3. Listening to this

Three things I want to do before I die:

1. Get a job that allows me to do what I do now.
2. Do a lot of traveling.
3. Find that special someone :)

Three things I can do:

1. Make (mostly) pleasant sounds with these things.
2. (If past performance is anything to go by) Run 26.2 miles in 4hrs 30min.
3. Consume a bag of chips within hours of purchase and keep the fruit, purchased at the same time, until it goes bad.

Three things you should listen to:

1. Democracy Now! (Apart from being more right more often about more things, they've introduced me to great music --- by John Fahey, Victor Jara, Nick Drake, Michael Franti, Sweet Honey In The Rock and more.)
2. Kiran Ahluwalia (singing, among other things, a ghazal written by this old man, while in exile in Rangoon, about missing his Delhi home)
3. Melvyn Bragg's In Our Time series (if you want to know about anything from the Abbasids to the Zoroastians without actually having to read a book)

Three things I’d like to learn:

1. How to speak the language of my ancestors more fluently.
2. How to smile on command for the camera.
3. How to solve this optimization problem I'm working on.

Three favorite foods:

1. Appam and stew.
2. Biriyani
3. Rasmalai

Three beverages I drink regularly:

1. Lots of really bad coffee.
2. Orange juice.
3. V8

Three TV shows/books I watched/read as a child: We didn't have a TV so I waited for summers at my cousins' place when we rented (pirated) video-cassettes of american tv-shows.

1. The A-team
2. Knight Rider
3. The James Herriot books (thanks to my sister's veterinarian ambitions)

Three people I would like to tag: You, you and you if you'd like. *Clever title stolen from here.

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Calculus From Kerala

You were probably told that the discoverer of Calculus was one of these two gentleman --- the Englishman Newton or the German Leibniz (my academic ancestor!). I'm here to tell you that you were lied to. If this BBC radio show is to be believed, the first known Calculus text is the Ganita Yuktibhasa written by Jyesthadeva in AD 1530 in Malayalam ! This was more than a century before Newton and Leibniz appeared on the scene.

There is also this pdf-presentation by S.G.Rajeev of the U of Rochester with more details about the Kerala school and the contents of the Yuktibhasa. Part of the difficulty in translating it into modern mathematical notation is, apparently, that it is written in verse !

A brief history of Indian contribution to Mathematics (gathered from the radio show and the pdf-presentation):

• Number System: Numerals representing numbers (rather than collections of dots or strokes). The Brahmi numerals (250BC, symbols 1--10 but no zero). The zero is first seen in the 4th century (Bhakshali(?) manuscript). The "placeholder" system of representing numbers spreads from India through the Arabs (as testified by Said Al-Andalus, the historian from 11th century Cordoba). Europeans had a hard time getting used to the zero and the Indian number system, despite the enthusiastic efforts of Fibonacci (who learned it from his childhood in 11th-century Algiers as the son of a diplomat).
• Aryabhatta (6th century, Patna, Bihar) who wrote the Aryabhattiya. His main original contribution is in summing (finite) series.
• Bhaskaracharya (12th century) wrote the "Lilavatti" an elementary text. He made contributions in "Pre-Calculus" eg. calculating the movement of planets in smaller and smaller (but not yet infinitesmal) time instants.
• Madhava and the Kerala School (13th-16th century). Infinite series (with series expansions of pi, sine, cosine and arctangent, building on Aryabhatta's finite series) and integrals (according to Prof.Rajeev's presentation). While Madhava's works don't survive, his students' works do, and they cite him (like all honest scholars should).

I found all of this starting from Robin Varghese's post at (the excellent) 3 Quarks Daily.

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Cash Cameos

If you like playing name-that-cameo (and can get past the pretentiousness, perhaps) you might like this video. Maybe I'll post the names at some point. Or you can do so in the comments. I'm not sure who the first guy is (who talks about Cash's wearing black).

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San Diego

What did I find in San Diego ?

Sunny skies and palm trees :

This cover of the San Diego Weekly Reader :

Yes, it's a Sikh man tying his turban. Here's a closeup.

And this pen that's also a 128MB memory stick. Did I mention the sun and the palm trees ? And some talks and posters and stuff.

I also learned that 'El' and 'La' are the masculine and feminine versions of the word 'the'. So you have 'El Hombre' (the man) .vs. 'La Mesa' (the table). (Incidentally the hindi/urdu word for table मेज ["Maze"] is also feminine as far as I remember. I suspect Arabic is the link language). 'Los' and 'Las' are the plural counterparts of 'El' and 'La'. I knew about 'San' and 'Santa' being the masculine and feminine versions of 'Saint'. We were wondering about 'Santa Cruz', as Cruz sounds like a man's name. It turns out that 'Cruz' means 'Cross' and, for whatever reason, is feminine. Spanish place and street names make a lot more sense now.

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Book tag

Thanks for the tag maisnon !

1) One book that changed your life?

I can't think of one that's literally changed my life but a book that resonated with me on a personal level is Arundhati Roy's The God of Small Things. I read it long after it came out and wasn't sure it could measure up to the hype. It described a world that I was really familiar with but had never before seen described in print. And described so accurately on so many levels --- not just the recognizable characters and places and happenings, but also her use of language. Those word-games that she plays, that some might think frivolous, I thought, captured the way Indian kids use the English language. [Ok, I'll stop trying to be M.Kakutani now. Or M.Vij, for that matter]. I was also relieved to finally be able to answer the question "You're Indian, but why is your last name an anglo-saxon first name ?" with "Read this book".

2) One book you have read more than once?

I was going to say that the exciting prose and plot of [insert-textbook-name-here] kept me coming back for more, but realized that there isn't even a textbook that I've read all the way through twice.

3) One book you would want on a desert island?

A Practical Guide to Ship-building ? Yes, another cop-out (with apologies to GK Chesterton).

4) One book that made you cry?

Hmmm. The only one that comes to mind is "What's So Amazing About Grace" by Philip Yancey. My younger, less cynical, less skeptical, self was easily moved by stories of selflessness and grace. Later when I heard the song "Grace" on U2's ATYCLB I was convinced that Bono had also read the book [and according to the internets, I might be right].

5) One book that made you laugh?

Only one ? There's Them: Adventures with Extremists by Jon Ronson which describes some interesting characters that Ronson spent a lot of time with. In my mind Ronson, Sedaris and Dave Eggers form the TAL posse of really funny writers (because TAL is where I first heard them). Ronson, like Sedaris, also has a hilarious voice (literally). When I read his stuff, I hear his voice reading it to me in my head, and it's even funnier.

6) One book you wish had been written?

How to have your cake and eat it perhaps?

7) One book you wish had never been written?

I hate to be a downer here, but ... The Left Behind series ? I do not need to have read a sentence of that tripe to wish it had never been written. When a piece of fiction forces a literalist nineteenth-century interpretation on an allegorical first-century text, bad things happens. What bad things you ask ? Otherwise mild-mannered, (presumably) well-meaning people start cheering for ethnic cleansing, the destruction of the environment and nuclear war.

8) One book you are reading currently?

White Teeth by Zadie Smith. I've been reading it in tiny bites for several weeks now and I hope to finish it during the 8+ hrs that I'll be spending in aircraft this week.

9) One book you have been meaning to read?

I've been meaning to get through the second half of Life of Pi after I abandoned it halfway and was told that there was a payoff at the end. My friend's copy has been lying unopened on my shelf for several months now.

It's hard to choose who to tag from my vast readership. Perhaps I'll go with the 'B's'. So badmash, bdeshini and brimful --- you're all tagged (whenever you get around to reading this post, that is).

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Goodman on Colbert

Irony will meet its opposite when Amy Goodman is on the Colbert Report tonight. I expect it to be a good interview as the best Colbert interviews are when his guests play it completely straight and leave all the humour-generation to Stephen. Also, being in character means Colbert doesn't need to suck up to his guests (hint, hint JS).

Note to Comedy-Central: Please fix your slow, clunky, site with its often undependable video-streaming. Perhaps you can learn from MSNBC; whose site we have no complaints about (well, except that it doesn't like Firefox). The cheapskates and freeloaders of the world demand it !

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Hugo's book club

I was watching my daily dose of over-the-internet news bulletins (MSNBC,CNN) and thought I saw footage of Hugo Chavez holding up a book by Chomsky during a UN speech. The reporters didn't mention it and were more focused on his "Diablo" line, and so I figured that it was old footage. But today I find out on Democracy Now, that he did in fact do what I thought he did.

And then from Google News/CBC I read the following. "Hugo's book club? Chavez speech sparks sales for Chomsky"

Author Noam Chomsky got an unexpected boost in sales after Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez cited one of his books in a speech to the UN General Assembly.

At the start of his talk Wednesday, Chavez held up a book by Chomsky, Hegemony or Survival: America's Quest for Global Dominance, and recommended it to everyone in the General Assembly, as well as to the American people.

"The people of the United States should read this ... instead of … watching Superman movies," the long-time critic of U.S. foreign policy later told reporters.

The unexpected promotion had a surprising effect on online bestseller lists.

Hegemony or Survival, originally published in 2003, had jumped into the top 10 of Amazon and Barnes & Noble.com as of Thursday afternoon.

A deeper look at the Amazon results shows an even more profound impact. The online bookseller also charts what it calls "Movers & Shakers," books that have seen a sudden rise in popularity in the last 24 hours.

At the moment the two versions of the book are ranked #2 and #19. This reminds me of the report of the Iraqi prime-minister also being a Chomsky fan (atleast according to Tim Russert).

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